Friends: my most sincere apologies for being out of stock on shirts/sweaters for so long. See, the funny thing is, I'm actually not out of stock...
I accidentally shipped all of them (instead of just some of them) to New Zealand.
And, turns out, shipping them back is exorbitantly expensive
(As in, over $1000 just to ship a box of them back to the States!)
TLDR: they will be temporarily unavailable until I can physically bring them back into the country with me. Which will be... sometime in January 2027. I realize this is a tragic situation. If you're ordering from New Zealand, however, I have great news...
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